// CLOISTER OF SELF
HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE ENGINEER
I craft stuff and rant about things.
⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️ Prolonged exposure to this website may cause: - Permanent inability to read government press releases without hearing circus music. - Chronic suspicion that every new productivity app is just another layer of feudal obligation disguised in gamification. - Irreversible loss of the capacity to use the word “disrupt” unironically. - Inability to take LinkedIn seriously (terminal condition) - Spontaneous pattern-noticing in grocery-store queues
Do not peruse if you currently enjoy thinking you understand things. Not safe to use with unexamined worldviews. May interact dangerously with existing certainties of belief.
Front-End Sorcery
Weaving interactive interfaces with the arcane arts of Three.js
Back-End Alchemy
Conjuring server-side magic with NGINX and forbidden database rituals
// CONTACT
CONNECT OFF THE GRID
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LOCATION
In Galactocentric Cartesian Coordinates:
▸ X ≈ +8.2 kpc
▸ Y ≈ 0 kpc (humanity's ego requires at least one axis along which we get to be zero)
▸ Z ≈ +20 pc